Socially Awkward
iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
iPhone user: I just like this pho-
Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*

eldritch-abomination:

drinking tea now and then doesnt make you sophisticated it just means you like drinkign wet leaf

enjoy your fucki ng wet leaves

overhumor:

wot 

overhumor:

wot 

martininamerica:

ask-sane-belarus:

ask-sane-belarus:

Shingeki no Musical. We’re all dying together!

Decided to check back in on how many notes this has and I am going to have a fucking heart attack.

Featuring such hits as
"Get’cha Armin The Game"
"What Titan Is It"
"You Are The Maneuver Gear In Me"
"All For Jean"
"Scream" (It’s just a 3 minute track of everyone’s death screams)

martininamerica:

ask-sane-belarus:

ask-sane-belarus:

Shingeki no Musical. We’re all dying together!

Decided to check back in on how many notes this has and I am going to have a fucking heart attack.

Featuring such hits as

"Get’cha Armin The Game"

"What Titan Is It"

"You Are The Maneuver Gear In Me"

"All For Jean"

"Scream" (It’s just a 3 minute track of everyone’s death screams)

Me: tells joke from tumblr as if it was my own
Person: laughs
Me: I am the worst human being alive
Me: I stole that
Me: I don't deserve to be in existence
Me: I mean Hitler was bad but he told his own jokes
Me: I should never speak again

senor-cactuar:

the avengers?

how about the international justice league of super acquaintances

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ethankwolfe:

xthefaceofthefacelessx:

karin-420:

xthefaceofthefacelessx:

magnacarterholygrail:

so-treu:

LIKE SHE’S NOT EVEN BEING SUBTLE ABOUT THE SHIT

religion: nicki minaj destroying and being disgusted at phallic symbols

I actually feel sorry for Americas youth.  This is your role model.  My role model is my father.  And I can spell whole words too. 

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broe you are 40 years old i’m pretty sure youve raised america’s youth

I haven’t. Because if I’d raised Americas youth, my daughters would value themselves more than using banana as a phallic symbol for being a dick in her mouth. And if my daughter liked a dick in her mouth, she wouldn’t advertise it to the world. A freak in the sheets but a lady in the streets.

I’m feeling second-hand embarrassment for a 36-year-old man what even is this.

luigl:

theguywithnoears:

luigl:

i belong in the

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dont you mean trash?

nah gotta save The earth

provokatives:

when you have two groups of friends doing different things friday night and you’re not invited to either one lol